gingerrroot:

anxiety: ur gonna be late!!! get there early

me: *is 15 mins early*

anxiety: no ones here ur in the wrong place!!!

(via gklmdw-deactivated20200527)

spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

(via marketplace)

supervillainesses:

Let me slip into something more…comfortable

*disassociates*

(via okayeststepdad)

avatarstateyipyip:

friends: what do you want to do?
my brain: die
me @ my brain: we can’t say that. these people don’t understand casual existential despair

(via c-teardrops)